" Secret Mall Apartment " is opening at the Showcase Cinemas in Providence Place on Friday, March 21, under the events cinema marquee, with five showings currently listed for that day: 10:15 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3:15 p.m., 6:15 p.m. and 9 p.m., with a bevy of seats already sold for the 6:15 p.m. showing.

Michael Townsend will make his long-awaited return to the mall next month when the critically acclaimed “Secret Mall Apartment” documentary opens at the scene of the crime.

Joe Rogan’s show came in second place with 48.6 million downloads and views, down by 32 percent over the past month. Sadly for the Democratic leader, many folks on social media predict the president will actually like being known as "Captain Chaos.